Have you ever wondered what the Bible would be like if Jesus used social media? Perhaps something like this?
"Deny your selfie and follow me." #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 22, 2015
"I tweet in the name of my Father, but you do not accept me." #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 22, 2015
"Whoever follows me will not tweet in darkness, but will have the tweets of life." #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 22, 2015
Tweet, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. #SocialMediaChrist
— Faithodoxy (@_Faith2Faith) February 22, 2015
Zacchaeus was a tweet little man. A tweet little man was he… #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 22, 2015
@TheXianSatirist He causes my notifications overfloweth with favorites. And RT's without end. #socialmediachrist
— Quigs (@JamesBQuigley) February 22, 2015
"You brood of trolls! Who told you to flee the coming wrath of logical argument?" #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 23, 2015
Go into all the world and tweet the Gospel to every creature. #SocialMediaChrist
— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015
In My name they shall cast out tweeters. #SocialMediaChrist
— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015
"Isn't this the carpenter's son? Aren't his mother and brothers among us?" And he could do no great tweet there. #SocialMediaChrist
— Xian Satirist (@TheXianSatirist) February 23, 2015
@TheXianSatirist #SocialMediaChrist pic.twitter.com/6C92fkyuWL
— Madoc Davies (@madocdavies) February 23, 2015
Retweet! for the kingdom of God is at hand. #SocialMediaChrist
— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015
Ye blind tweeters, which strain at a grammatical error, and read the tweets of trolls. #SocialMediaChrist
— Mini Fair IC (@FairicPK) February 23, 2015
Thou must be ready to subtweet in and out of season. #SocialMediaChrist
— GuatemalanRooster (@GuatemalanRoost) February 23, 2015
Jesus Tweeted #SocialMediaChrist
— Mini Fair IC (@FairicPK) February 23, 2015
This is my Tweet. This is my Selfie. Do this in remembrance of me. #SocialMediaChrist
— Drew McGinley (@LeftCoastDrew) February 23, 2015
These three remain: blogposts, tweets, and selfies. But the greatest of these is the selfie. #SocialMediaChrist
— Drew McGinley (@LeftCoastDrew) February 23, 2015
@LeftCoastDrew JC: Do you Love me? Peter: Of course, Lord. JC: then Like me on FB. #SocialMediaChrist
— Luke Anderson (@LukeAnders0n) February 23, 2015
What do you think?
What would you add?
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