November | 2014 | thexiansatirist

**FROM THE XIAN SATIRIST**

As many know, I’m a big fan of hashtag games. The other day we played on of my favorites: #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory.

Then I had an idea to compile some of the best of them and create THE DISNEY BIBLE!

Enjoy!

Genesis

https://twitter.com/_Brad_Gilbert_/status/531183510380642305

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577880564461645825

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881080918904832

https://twitter.com/Proverbs31GRITS/status/531193135041638400

And then Kaa, the snake, said to Eve "Trust In Me" and she took a bite. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Kathleen Manganaro (@katbaloo3) November 8, 2014

Prince Charming sent his servant to find him a wife, saying, "she who lost this nose ring, I shall marry." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Ms. Eggos (@toastoz) November 8, 2014

Exodus

https://twitter.com/_Brad_Gilbert_/status/531183028421558274

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881592703688704

Numbers

https://twitter.com/jaysondbradley/status/531190571423899649

Joshua

https://twitter.com/jaysondbradley/status/531187044144267264

Judges

https://twitter.com/jaysondbradley/status/531189922405683201

Sisera went into the tent and as he rested Rapunzel killed him with a frying pan.#PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Anon Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) November 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/jaysondbradley/status/531187890865197056

Samson then killed Eeyore & used his jawbone to kill 1000 Philistines. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Anonymous Baptist (@anonbaptist) November 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881897390444545

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882196163371008

Ruth

Ariel turned to Naomi and said, "Where you go I will go. I want to be part of your world." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Ms. Eggos (@toastoz) November 8, 2014

1 Kings

https://twitter.com/StmblngBlockhed/status/531217328575614976

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882450581438464

2 Kings

The lads mocked Dopey, saying, "get up you bald head!" So Winnie and Baloo came out and tore up the lads. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Michelle Sledge (@singchelle) November 8, 2014

1 Chronicles

https://twitter.com/jaysondbradley/status/531189014787682304

Proverbs

These 6 things the Lord hates, yea, 7 are an abomination: Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful,Sneezy, Doc,Dopey #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Ιησούς הרשי (@Hershey271) November 8, 2014

Jonah

And Bruce spat Jonah onto dry land, saying, "people are friends, not food."#PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Michelle Sledge (@singchelle) November 8, 2014

Matthew

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882775988146177

Mark

Jesus' family heard and said, "He's mad!" Alice replied, "I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."#PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Jeremy, Pelagian Reconstructionist (@jeremymcnabb) November 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/Proverbs31GRITS/status/531194777073905664

Luke

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883339551555584

A dove descended and a voice from Heaven said,"Luke, you are my son!" #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Mr. David B (@TheMrDavidB) November 8, 2014

John

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883574881353728

"I go to prepare a place for you so that you may… Be Our guest! Be Our guest! Put our service…" #putadisneycharacterinaBiblestory

— Jeremy, Pelagian Reconstructionist (@jeremymcnabb) November 8, 2014

Acts of the Apostles

"To infinity and beyond!" Jesus said as He ascended into Heaven. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Just The Youth Guy (@JustAYthPastor) November 8, 2014

Eutychus, who was sitting in a window, fell out and onto a magic carpet with Aladdin and Abu in it: #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Richard L. Floyd 🇺🇦💙 (@rfloyd7) November 8, 2014

The voice said, "Arise, Peter. Kill and eat." A shot rang out & Bambi was left to fend without a mother.#PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory

— Anonymous Baptist (@anonbaptist) November 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883916712964096